Wednesday, March 09, 2005

MORE snow.

Dear Winter,
You have worn out your welcome and it's time for you to go. Last night's storm was the final straw -- the snow, sleet, and freezing rain mix combined with 40 mph gusts was altogether too much, especially on top of what snow we already have.
Please, Winter, go back to your lair and stay there. I want to ride my moped and wear skirts and not have to dig my car out every morning. I am tired of you!
The sooner you leave, the less annoyed we'll all be when you come back next year. So just GO already!
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
Me

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