Saturday, November 10, 2007

fashion = pain

Dear Self,

While it was an admirable gesture to wear high-heeled, pointy-toed shoes last night in an effort to look and feel cute and possibly even a just a little bit sexy, it was also really stupid, seeing as you're seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and even on a good non-pregnant day you can barely stand high-heeled pointy-toed shoes for more than a few minutes without being in sheer agony.

So today, as your feet are swollen and your legs sore, just remember: you only have your own vanity to blame.

Love,
Me

PS -- You did look pretty awesome, though, even for someone who is a seven-and-a-half months pregnant. Now if you could just make the effort to do your hair and makeup every day...

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