Monday, November 05, 2007

it's all relative

An exchange between Brett and me this weekend as we were driving to his work in a borrowed red minivan:

[Scene: Brett and Kathleen are stopped at a light somewhere in the U-District.]

Brett: Don't look too closely at the guy in the car back there [gesturing to the car behind us and to the right]. That dude's intense.

Kathleen: [looking] Brett, it's just a guy in a tux smoking a cigarette with his window down. [Traffic starts to move and the guy passes us on the right.] And he's driving a lavender Camry. He can't be that intense.

Brett: [mumbles] Pussy.

Kathleen: Dude, he's a pussy? I wouldn't talk; you're the one driving the big red minivan.

2 comments:

DMB (andbabybmakesthree.wordpress.com) said...

LOL! Hilarious!!

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IanEDunn said...

I miss you guys... Remember the time we were watching CSI at your place and someone called. And part of the conversation went something like this:

Brett on the phone: Oh! Is that the place with like 20 people living in a one room apartment?

You to everyone in the room: Ummm it's more like 4 people in a 2 bedroom apartment.